Really? Harassing?

He said:

"I flipped out (as much as an old man still can), we bought it not knowing if it even had a speaker inside of it, and drove home (with no table). We got it home and decided to wait until morning (he's 8 and this was like Christmas for us)."

Then

"I am not a gambling person, and I could not see inside the speaker when we bought it, and I maxed out my one of two remaining credit cards to pay for it, so you can imagine how relieved I was when all of you so graciously told me it was for real. The amount, if you must know, was nearly three thousand dollars."

In short, paid 3 grand for what could have been a cabinet with no speaker in it? Ok.

You know, come to think of it, I did just fall off the turnip truck.....

C'mon